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| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Are you good at math ?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: O... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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