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| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| "Dad, can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card."... more
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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| School Principal: Ive called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldnt... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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