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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away... more
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| Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !... more
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| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!... more
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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
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| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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