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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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