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| Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !... more
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| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
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| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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