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| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: What did you learn in school todaySon: How to write Mother: What did you write?Son: I dont know, they havent tau... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is cant short for ?Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| "Its clear" said the teacher, "That you havent studied your geography. Whats your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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