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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the me... more
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| 3. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !... more
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| "Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive... more
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| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more
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| How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."... more
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| Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... more
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| Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I dont know - friendly thing isnt he !... more
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| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One o... more
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