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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| 2. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more
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| 3. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I dont know - friendly thing isnt he !... more
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| 4. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 5. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents.Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free.Girl: Well t... more
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| 6. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a... more
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| 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and one to put some chips wit... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approache... more
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