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    Category:Religious jokes
    Date Added:11/10/2007
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    Joke:A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I dont think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Ill sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, Im terribly cold. Priest: Okay, Ill get you a blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later...Nun: Father, Im still terribly cold. Priest: Okay Sister, Ill get you another blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, Im still terribly cold. I dont think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wif e just for this one night.Priest: Youre probably right...get up and get your own blanket.
     
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