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| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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