| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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