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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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