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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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