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| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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