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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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