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| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of develo... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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