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| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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