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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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