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| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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