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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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