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| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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