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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?A: Bach in the sad... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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