| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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