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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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