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| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?A: The baritone.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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