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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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