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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more
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