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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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