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| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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