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| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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