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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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