| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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