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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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