| 1. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: Thats the banjo players porsche.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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