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| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes  |
| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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