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| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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