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| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola?A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.... more
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| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more
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| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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