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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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