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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !... more
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| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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