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| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more
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| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didnt wake up this morning..."... more
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| Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor s... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?A: About 10 pounds.... more
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