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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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