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| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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