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| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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