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| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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