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| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| What does the hungry monster get after hes eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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