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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 115 | | | | Joke: | During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "Howd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war." | | | |
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