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| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes |
| It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go te... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| A trooper asks a sergeant:- Is it true that man descended from a monkey?- Yes, troopers possibly were. But not sergeants... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| One of my husbands duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hal... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes |
| Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furnitu... more
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