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| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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