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| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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