| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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