| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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