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| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes |
| Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes |
| What a woman says: "This place is a mess Cmon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and youll h... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes |
| One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "Whats the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know y... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes |
| What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
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