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| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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